[MHGinTN]

Do you want to handle this Mormon foolishness? You have more extensive files than I.

[Elsie]

If you want to piss off a conservative, lie to them; but if you want to piss off a liberal tell them the truth.

he following statement is also true:

If you want to piss off a Christian, lie to them; but if you want to piss off a Mormon, tell them the truth.