Open the door. Hopefully you have a screen door so they don’t just press in.
Start coughing uncontrollably.
“I have a fever and am supposed to be on quarantine for my Covid. You need to go away.”
Or just post a CDC Notice of Quarantine on the front door.
DO NOT ENTER
QUARANTINE HOUSE
CONFIRMED CASES OF COVID-19
Do not enter under penalty of Herr Fauci.
Funny
We have that on our house...
It’s “the law” when you are selling a home in California during the Plandemic

