[jy8z]

I think I hold the record now on Free Republic for being called "fool".

By your own admission.

I won't call you a fool but you should go back to your room and perform an anatomical impossibility with yourself.

[blueunicorn6]

Phil!

You’re back with another screen name!

You’ll always be Feckless Phil The Lonely Pervert to me.

Why do you need so many different screen names?

Are you being tricky, Phil?

What hat do you wear for this screen name, Phil?

A bowler?