Yep.
Nobody could naturally be as dense as you and still be breathing.
You have that special kind of dense.
Somebody would have to pay you to be so dense.
Oh sure, I’m “dense” because I pointed out a single factual inaccuracy in your post, and refused to accept nonsensical responses from you. Sure.
Couldn’t be that you’re just being silly and obstinate because someone pointed out a factual inaccuracy in your post and you are just too proud to say “ok, fair point” and move on with your life. Couldn’t be that.