Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
When I married Ms. Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.
My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver’s test the other two guys managed to jump
out of her way.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself
type.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
About 25 years ago I was giving a presentation to my company's management. I lost my train of thought in mid sentence. Someone said something very similar. Everyone had a good laugh and I was able to gather my thoughts and continue. That was much better than a, "Well? We're waiting!"