Ellen DeGeneres tests positive for COVID-19

pagesix ^ | 12/10/2020 | Jessica Bennett

[alloysteel]

Fredo Cuomo suffered from a “bout” of COVID-19 Wuhan virus too, he seems to have recovered. Should we call for testing as to whether there are antibodies circulating in his bloodstream?

Maybe for Ellen DeGeneres too, before she returns to TV.

Pardon my cynicism, not much these people claim is really rooted in actual events.

[CIB-173RDABN]

HIV will kill her long before covid-19 does.

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I am not an expert but I think HIV is more a male homosexual problem rather then for females.

So unless Ellen is an intravenous drug user it is unlikely she will contract the disease.

[Veggie Todd]

I didn’t know you could catch it eating p......

She's probably one of those that receives, but doesn't give.

[CodeToad]

I’m sure that mentally ill homosexual has far worse disease problems than COVID-19.

[I want the USA back]

Are we supposed to pity her because she’s a “minority”? Or does her career need a boost?

[caww]

They always are.

[higgmeister]

I never imagined that a person could catch Coronavirus that way.

[airborne]

Best post of the thread!😊

[entropy12]

Males can transmit HIV to females during coitus. Who knows how many partners degenerate had and how many male partners those female partners had previously.

[Leep]

Did she test positive for being a whackjob?

[HotHunt]

One does not take a test for Covid-19. You take the test for the corona virus, not the disease.

You have to have a medical practitioner exam you to be diagnosed with the disease Covid-19.

Besides, even the tests are notoriously unreliable in their results:

The creators of the RT-PCR test, the most commonly used coronavirus test yields between 80 and 97 percent false positive results.

[frogjerk]

So what? Where was my announcement when I contracted BATFLU? I see a lot of so-called celebrities contracting COVID but not a lot of them are dying.

[Morpheus2009]

Governor Tom Wolf is a Democrat, and he has it. Governor of Colorado is a Democrat, and he has it.

[Morpheus2009]

It hurts the fear and makes it seem like The Flu. Too bad Michael Jordan’s old now, because back in the day, he played basketball while he had the flu.

[HotHunt]

The tests for the corona virus are notoriously unreliable in their results.

I wouldn't get one to begin with but if I did, I wouldn't trust the results at all.

The creators of the RT-PCR test, the most commonly used coronavirus test yields between 80 and 97 percent false positive results

[Fledermaus]

Who cares who gets a mild flu?

[HotHunt]

The tests for the corona virus are notoriously unreliable in their results:

The creators of the RT-PCR test, the most commonly used coronavirus test yields between 80 and 97 percent false positive results

[frogjerk]

Yeah, but he wasn’t his normal self with 38 points, 7 rebounds, 5 assists, 3 steals and 1 block...

[Carriage Hill]

“Dining at the delta?”

Now, THAT’s funny!
Never heard it before.

[usconservative]