Posted on 12/07/2020 3:59:04 PM PST by TigerLikesRoosterNew
In the future, we'll (hopefully) realize that much of the scare over a disease with over a 99.5% recovery rate was intended to depersonalize our lives and separate us from each other.
Authoritarian government officials have used the COVID-19 pandemic as a way to increase their control over the populace. Part of that includes removing as much personal engagement as possible. Simple gestures like handshakes are anathema in most of America now, and hugging is out of the question. But the most personal physical experience we can have with another person—sex—has been largely danced around until recently.
Leave it to Seattle-based King County Public Health Department to “go there.” On their Instagram page, a recently resurfaced post recommended the use of “glory holes” for sex. They even encouraged a “proper” method of doing it by cutting a hole in a shower curtain.
As Seattle journalist Brandi Kruse noted on Twitter, they even mentioned Lowe’s Home Improvement as a good place to buy the improvised sexual safety device.
(Excerpt) Read more at noqreport.com ...
You cut a hole in shower curtain, and insert tab A into her slot B with the shower curtain between the two of you so you don’t pant and breathe all over each other while exercising your government sponsored right to fornicate. Think of it as a full body “mask” to prevent you from contaminating each other (assuming a condom is involved.
Just experience working with plastics for different purposes. I used an old shower curtain as a drop cloth and some areas were cutting hazards. I don’t use them for other things anymore.
Barack Sh!t!
Priscilla was drop dead gorgeous at that age.
Sorry. They need to supply pictures so I can understand this better.
That may make this post getting pulled.:)
Wait till they develop ass masks to stop the spread of Covid 19 through passing gas. Of course the leftist will demand the ass masks be worn outside the clothing to verify you’re in compliance.
I guess you have to install it under your spouse’s watch.
What 2020 is really about. -- (People Are Still Having Sex, 2020 Upgrade)
DO NOT BACK DOWN.
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And ‘glory hole’, in the same article???
Yeah... somehow... it just ... slipped in there... :^)
Thanks for that.
Snickering in these times is health maintenance for me.
Humor is as necessary as air, buddy.
Even in awful circumstances...
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