Do not need some C-4 handy to use as a portable heating device at least. The wife might find that a bit too exciting.
Weirdly, I did come to accept the "Ham and MF'r" once spiked with enough Louisiana Brand or Tabasco sauce and heated over plastic explosives.
"Beefsteak" still smelled like Alpo, but hot sauce cured most things.
Oh, you betcha. Bottles of hot sauce were ‘contraband’ - but we still managed to have them. ;)
When I was a Platoon Sergeant, I always made sure my guys had hot water for shaving and all sorts of ‘contraband’ available. ;)
They would’ve followed me to Hell and back, LOL!