[Tennessee Conservative]

You know, I dislike him as much as anybody but I have a hard time laughing at him. I was knocked down by one of mine at the dog park two years ago and still can’t walk without a cane or crutches. I’m seeing my 3rd orthopedic specialist now so I hope she can figure it out. I’m having a nerve conduction test Monday due to leg muscle atrophy. I have had multiple x-rays and three MRIs and nothing shows up. Ankle sprains can go terribly wrong. I didn’t even fall that hard.

[an amused spectator]

If you would have been naked at the dog park, you might have only gotten a hairline foot fracture.

So, think about what you're doing at the dog park next time.