You just might be a Democrat if… (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)

If you claim to hate racism and then claim that all white people are racists, you just might be a Democrat. And 21 more indications of donkey-brain.

If you believe it’s okay to kill your own baby in your womb, but that hunting should be banned, you just might be a Democrat.

If you think invasive species are an existential threat to the United States, but that illegal aliens always enrich us with their presence, you just might be a Democrat.

If you think smoking cigarettes should be banned, but smoking marijuana should be legalized, you just might be a Democrat.

If you think the song “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” should be kept off the airwaves, yet happily sing along to Cardi B’s “WAP” (Wet Ass P*ssy), you just might be a Democrat.

If you are vehemently against the death penalty for mass murderers, but think there is a constitutional right to abortion, you just might be a Democrat.

Just goes to show.....Democraps are a bunch of simpletons. That's why they cant win elections with good ideas. They have to steal them.

EXCERPT “....I received an invitation from a former US governor to an event that promised to be “an occasion for exclusive deal-making"..... "w/ tremendous opportunities for mutually beneficial economic development between China and our individual states." I was being invited to the "US-China Governors’ Collaboration Summit".......an event co-hosted by the National Governors Association and something called "The Chinese People’s Association For Friendship and Foreign Countries".....a group that is the public face of the Chinese Communist Party’s foreign influence agency, called the United Front Work Department.

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REFERENCE: CHINA NETWORKING IN US——Did Joe and Hunter Biden help China compile “The Friendly Governors’ list”..............

Secy of State Mike Pompeo Says He Has List; American Pols Named as ‘Friendly’ by Communist China
pjmedia.com ^ | 2/9/2020 | MEGAN FOX

In a shocking speech to the National Governors Association, Secretary Mike Pompeo revealed that he is in possession of a list of American governors who have been listed as “friendly” by Chinese Communist infiltrators. Pompeo said he had received an earlier invitation from a former governor to attend a networking event that promised great “deal-making” opportunities with the Chinese government.

This networking event was run by “The Chinese People’s Association for Friendship in Foreign Countries,” said Pompeo. But what the US participants might not have known is that “the group is the public face of the Chinese Communist party’s official foreign influence agency, the United Front Work Department.” Pompeo knew of this connection from his former position at the CIA. He questioned the governors on how many of them knew that this group was a Communist-front group. “What if you made a “new friend” at the China networking event?” he asked. “What if your ‘new friend’ offered to invest big money in your state, perhaps in your pension fund, or make a Chinese invest in an industry sensitive to our national security?”

And then Pompeo dropped a huge bomb on the crowd.

“These aren’t hypotheticals. Last year a Chinese government-backed think tank in Beijing produced a report that assessed all fifty of America’s governors on their attitudes toward China. They labeled each pol friendly, hardline, or ambiguous.”

Pompeo continued, “I’ll let you decide where you think you belong, someone in China already has. Many of you, indeed, in that report, are referenced by name.” (Excerpt) Read more at pjmedia.com …

The Democrats’ Creed (hat tip the late Michael Kelly)

Democrats believed Bill and Hillary's FBI files of more than 300 people, including many top Republicans was the result of a “completely honest bureaucratic snafu” involving security clearances.

Democrats believed Clinton’s chief of staff, Leon Panetta, when he told reporters that “obviously a mistake was made” and apologized to the people whose FBI files wound up at the White House. They believed Clinton when he said “I completely support” what my COS Panetta said.

Democraps believed Vice President Gore when he said that he had made calls for money to political contributors “on a few occasions” from his White House office, and they believed him when he said that, actually, “a few” meant 46. And they believe in "no controlling legal authority."

Democrats firmly believe Monica Lewinsky was “just fantasizing” in her 20 hours of taped conversation in which she reportedly detailed her sexual relationship with the president and begged Linda Tripp to join her in lying about the relationship.

Democrats believed that any gifts, correspondence, telephone calls and the 37 post-employment White House visits that may have passed between Lewinsky and the president are evidence only of a "platonic relationship."

Democrats believe that such innocent intimate friendships are quite common between middle-aged married men and young single women, and also between presidents of the United States and White House interns.

Democrats saw nothing suspicious in the report that the president’s intimate pal, Vernon Jordan, arranged a $40,000-per-year job for Lewinsky shortly after she signed but before she filed an affidavit saying she had not had sex with the president.

Nor did trusting Democrats read anything "untoward" in Clinton pal, UN Amb Bill Richardson, personally visiting Lewinsky at the Watergate to offer her a govt job.

Democrats believe the instructions Lewinsky gave Linda Tripp informing her on how to properly perjure herself in the Willey matter "simply wrote themselves."

Democrats believe, as does Hillary, that The Washington Post, the Los Angeles Times, The New York Times, Newsweek, Time, U.S. News & World Report, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, PBS and NPR are all part of a vast right-wing conspiracy to malign the saintly, pure-of-heart Clintons.

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