For Senior FReepers

email from friend | 12/01/2020 | unknown

[sodpoodle]

God bless

[Guenevere]

Oh mercy, I needed a good laugh!!!!!!!
THANKS!

[silverleaf]

Ok that made me LOL

[RWGinger]

Loved it!!!
Thanks

[Texas Eagle]

Now THAT’S a good one. I wouldn’t be surprised if that has actually happened.

[Leep]

I forgot what the topic was about?

[deport]

LOL.... Good One..

Yep memory becomes a lost item for humans as they age it seems.
Heck I can’t remember where I put something just a few minutes ago.
Then I spend some time looking for it. But it gives me something to do.

[antidemoncrat]

Reminds me of:
Comedian Henny Youngman’s - “Take My Wife. Please.”

[Texas Eagle]

That’s the best part about getting old. In a couple of days I can read it again and spew my coffee all over my computer screen again as if I never read it in the first place.

[econjack]

I was in FL recently and went to an open-air restaurant for dinner. It was great to have a meal out. On the way back to the car, I couldn’t find my keys. I went back into the restaurant, told them I may have dropped my car keys, and several of us retraced my steps.

Nada..

I finally went back to where I parked the car just to make sure it wasn’t stolen. It was sitting there, still running after about an hour, with the doors unlocked.

[FatherofFive]

A old guy is sitting at a bar. A hooker sits down next to him, and says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” The old guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar. He says, slowly: “Paint…my…house.”

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

Supposedly true story about the woman couldn’t find her car at the mall, reported it stolen, got the insurance payout, then got the call from the Sears auto center asking when she was coming by to pick up her car, the oil change having been completed weeks earlier.

[hanamizu]

It was sitting there, still running after about an hour, with the doors unlocked.

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Right after we got our new Honda CRV my wife and I went downtown for dinner. I wasn’t used to the new-to-me push-to-start button. I parked. Switched off the lights, we closed the door and the car started making sounds and flashing lights. We went in had our dinner and came back to the car that was still running. How I wished my wife had done that instead of me.

[nuconvert]

Wish my father was still alive so I could send that to him. He would have laughed.

[Maudeen]

I needed this. . . LOL!

[DOC44]

Then there was the old lady that call the police when she got in her care in the parking lot reporting that someone had stole her radio and steering wheel. Officer arrived and called in, “never mind she got in the seat of her car.”

[Magnum44]

LOL! Thanks

[Stayfree]

Many times a day, I wander into another part of the house and when I get there, I realize that I have no clue why I am there....

[wardaddy]

Senior freepers means most here

[DOC44]

back seat...