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Pro Tip: Skip Out On Black Friday Deals And Just Hold Out For - The Next Peaceful Protest
Babylon Bee ^ | November 27, 2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/01/2020 3:02:14 AM PST by gattaca

A lot of people have been emailing us asking what our best tips for getting great deals on Black Friday are. We don't blame them, because we are the best source for real news and life advice. Well, we have one great tip this year for Black Friday: skip out on the deals entirely, and just wait a few weeks for the next peaceful protest. One is bound to pop up before Christmas. You'll really be kicking yourself if you spend $300 on a TV today, only for it to be 100% off the next time there is something to protest in the name of social justice or whatever.

So, exercise some patience, and you'll get that Xbox, PlayStation, TV, or LEGO set for nothing -- plus, you'll get to virtue-signal how much you care about social justice! Hooray!


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1 posted on 12/01/2020 3:02:14 AM PST by gattaca
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To: gattaca

Is there a service like Instacart for looting? Like you give your shopper a list of what you want looted, then they go loot the merchandise and drop it off and you give them a tip.


2 posted on 12/01/2020 3:16:59 AM PST by nickcarraway
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LOL!


3 posted on 12/01/2020 3:18:54 AM PST by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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To: nickcarraway
There will be soon enough.

Uber-Fence. They drive you to the looting party and fence the extra stuff you collect...all in one transaction.

You keep your massive new TV and make some extra cash on the side for those valuable sneakers in a variety of sizes.

4 posted on 12/01/2020 3:23:21 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: gattaca

btt


5 posted on 12/01/2020 3:32:13 AM PST by KSCITYBOY (The media is corrupt)
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To: nickcarraway

Yes, it’s called InstaLoot. You call 1-844-LOOT-NOW, give them what you want and they’ll get it for you. Make sure you don’t have anything that’ll make you look like you love America, so I’m selling a Che Colin Clayton replace your American flag... 😀


6 posted on 12/01/2020 5:06:45 AM PST by Deplorable American1776 (We might be DEPLORABLES, but we don't CHEAT like Dems)
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