Posted on 11/30/2020 2:25:36 PM PST by Kid Shelleen
Biden's transition team has announced they will be appointing an all-female communications team. According to sources, the team will not tell the nation what's wrong, since the nation should already know.
"It's fine. Everything's fine. Nothing's wrong, OK!?" said Jen Psaki in her first press conference as a part of Biden's team. "Why would you think I'm not fine? Ugh... if you have to ask, I'm not going to tell you."
Insiders close to Biden say the communications team will hold periodic press conferences where they will just glare at reporters with an icy look and make them try to guess what's wrong. If the reporters fail to understand their highly advanced non-verbal communication, they will smile sweetly and walk out of the room before slamming the door as hard as they can.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
LOL!!
Biden's All-Female Communications Team Refuses to Take Questions Until Press Corps Does What Communications Team Told Them to Do a Week Ago
Communications Team Refuses to Give Press Corp a Clue What That Might Be
Hey, I’ll apply. Even though I appear to be a middle-aged white guy, I identify as a black lesbian.
BIG mistake.
They will all be fighting and back stabbing and stinking up the restroom.
In my time at the corporate world, I noticed that the women who thinking they are something(and use it to hurt people) have the worst smelling poo. They really stink up the can.
All named Karen
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