A Kentucky man is in a boat on the Ohio river fishing when he sees a
leak in the boat. The water rushes in too fast for him bail out and
he yells for help. A man on the Indiana side of the river hears his
urgent calls for help. The sun is going down and the Indiana man pulls
a flashlight from his pocket. He yells to the Kentucky man and tells
him that he will turn on the flashlight and the Kentucky man should
climb on the beam and walk over to safety. The Kentucky man replies,
You must think that I’m a real dummy. I’ll get half way there and
you’ll turn it off.
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let
such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
What the heck is this? he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared
when he shook them out.
Cathy, he hollered into the bathroom, Why did you put talcum powder in
my underwear? She replied with a snicker.
It’s not talcum powder; it’s Miracle Grow!
Did the guy lose all of his firearms in this “boating accident”?
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Have a great weekend, everyone!
When I was a kid, a lot of my friends had model train sets. Not me. I had a model subway.
You couldn’t see it, but every ten minutes you could feel a rumble underneath the floor.