Spirit animal: Minnesota squirrel gets drunk after eating fermented pears

Guardian ^ | 11-24-20

[SJackson]

Squirrel seen swaying in video after woman put old pears from her fridge in her garden for wildlife to eat

A squirrel in Minnesota has enjoyed an early and especially festive start to the holiday season by being videoed apparently drunkenly feasting on pears that had fermented and become alcoholic.

The inebriated squirrel was caught swaying on camera by Katy Morlok of Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota, who had put out an old pear from her fridge in her garden for local wildlife to eat. She saw one of the squirrels – whom she dubbed Lil Red – snatch the pear and take it up a tree.

An hour later, Lil Red returned apparently the worse for wear, unsteady on its feet but desperate for another round.

“It kind of dawned on me: ‘Oh no, those pears were so old, I bet they fermented,’” Morlok told local station Fox 9.

But the tipsy squirrel seemed to enjoy the pear so much, that Morlok put out some more. A video shows the glassy-eyed squirrel sitting next to the pears, swaying backwards and almost tipping over before grasping on to the edge of the bowl of fruit.

[rlmorel]

Heh, watching the video, I thought “Hm...that’s probably exactly what I look like when I drink too much!”