Too close to the truth
It is the truth. The Babylon Bee just wrote it up to make it sound funny.
The state police, however, will not be going door to door. Kate Brown has told people to call the police if they see their neighbors violating her edicts.
Even if a farce, this piece could have included Gov. Brown MIGHT be releasing, according to Russian collusion conspiracy theorists, one of her drug suppliers (I release, you don’t talk).
She sounds like she’s on drugs anyway, just like that psychopath Mayor Wheeler of Portland and Gov. Wit-less of Michigan. Cuomo is beyond words except maybe “crypto-fascist, mafia-wannabe, psychopath, and TV hog”.
Sometimes “fiction” is more accurate than the truth and when it comes to the “truth”, Democrats/liberals/progressives and Marxists (but I repeat myself) long ago abandoned it in their quest for authoritarian power, which many have gotten.
Again, fiction above may also be closer to the truth than what the mainstream media pukes out as the “truth, facts, and RUSSIAN COLLUSION”.
George Orwell is puking in his coffin, and with good cause.