For Senior FReepers!!!!

Suddenly Senior ^ | 11/14/2020 | multiple

[sodpoodle]

If you need a laugh there are more at the link

[Texas Eagle]

Heh, heh. The best part about getting old is that even though you’ve heard these jokes a hundred times they’re still new.

[xenia]

:-)) :-))
Thx!

[LibertyWoman]

lmao! ‘I thought you were bringing her back’! “Sir, have a nice day...lol!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

LOL...those are great! Thanks for posting those. Just sent to my wife and my sister.

[sauropod]

Bkmk

[Ken H]

I’m so old, I remember Lieutenant Tso’s chicken.

[TexasGator]

” He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph”

Even the Prius’ and Smart Cars pass you on I-75 if you are only going 80.

[SuperLuminal]

😂 At 12 days short of 87, I resemble that last remark/story...

[DUMBGRUNT]

Two women get into a cab at the airport in Boston. “Where to?” asked the cabbie. One woman was reading about local seafood and said “We’d like to get scrod.”

The cabbie replied, “That’s the first time I’ve heard that used in the pluperfect subjunctive.”

The moral of the story ... if you get an English degree, expect to get a job like cab driver.
/
/

Close but few will notice.

[curdogmen]

happy birthday 12 days early...

[TexasGator]

“The moral of the story ... if you get an English degree, expect to get a job like cab driver.”

Cabbie failed Grammar.

[moovova]

You’re getting double duty on these. I forward (most of) them to my wife.

[llevrok]

At age 70 I've learned that if I had a dollar for every attractive woman who found me unattractive, they'd find me attractive!

[IronJack]

And when Captain Crunch was a midshipman.

[mad_as_he$$]

I remember Ensign Crunch.

[Semper Vigilantis]

Well, it IS an old joke... ;-)

[DUMBGRUNT]

Cabbie failed Grammar.

And that was better than the dumb joke.

[knarf]

Those were GREAT.

I have a terrific relationship with my Dr. and I had to txt a question to him .... and I preceded my question with one of the medical ones.

I'll let you know how he reacts

[KC Burke]

I heard William F Buckley tell that joke on Carson one night years ago.