If you need a laugh there are more at the link
1 posted on
11/14/2020 11:44:07 AM PST by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Heh, heh. The best part about getting old is that even though you’ve heard these jokes a hundred times they’re still new.
2 posted on
11/14/2020 11:47:15 AM PST by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
To: sodpoodle
3 posted on
11/14/2020 11:49:01 AM PST by
xenia
("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." George Orwell)
To: sodpoodle
lmao! ‘I thought you were bringing her back’! “Sir, have a nice day...lol!
4 posted on
11/14/2020 11:53:08 AM PST by
LibertyWoman
(It's NOT over until President Donald J Trump says it is)
To: sodpoodle
LOL...those are great! Thanks for posting those. Just sent to my wife and my sister.
5 posted on
11/14/2020 11:53:11 AM PST by
ProtectOurFreedom
("Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out" -- David Horowitz)
To: sodpoodle
6 posted on
11/14/2020 11:53:40 AM PST by
sauropod
(Let them eat kale. I will not comply. Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis. This is how Democracy dies.)
To: sodpoodle
I’m so old, I remember Lieutenant Tso’s chicken.
7 posted on
11/14/2020 11:53:52 AM PST by
Ken H
(Trump won.)
To: sodpoodle
” He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph”
Even the Prius’ and Smart Cars pass you on I-75 if you are only going 80.
8 posted on
11/14/2020 12:01:29 PM PST by
TexasGator
(Z1z)
To: sodpoodle
😂 At 12 days short of 87, I resemble that last remark/story...
9 posted on
11/14/2020 12:06:12 PM PST by
SuperLuminal
(Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
To: sodpoodle
Two women get into a cab at the airport in Boston. “Where to?” asked the cabbie. One woman was reading about local seafood and said “We’d like to get scrod.”
The cabbie replied, “That’s the first time I’ve heard that used in the pluperfect subjunctive.”
The moral of the story ... if you get an English degree, expect to get a job like cab driver.
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Close but few will notice.
10 posted on
11/14/2020 12:16:18 PM PST by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: sodpoodle
You’re getting double duty on these. I forward (most of) them to my wife.
13 posted on
11/14/2020 12:44:56 PM PST by
moovova
To: sodpoodle
At age 70 I've learned that if I had a dollar for every attractive woman who found me unattractive, they'd find me attractive!
14 posted on
11/14/2020 12:46:33 PM PST by
llevrok
(Aunt Bea was a naughty girl!)
To: sodpoodle
Those were GREAT.
I have a terrific relationship with my Dr. and I had to txt a question to him .... and I preceded my question with one of the medical ones.
I'll let you know how he reacts
19 posted on
11/14/2020 3:48:25 PM PST by
knarf
To: sodpoodle
Hi.
A politician, prostitute and lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender ask if they’re triplets.
Sorry.
5.56mm
21 posted on
11/14/2020 4:15:55 PM PST by
M Kehoe
(DRAIN THE SWAMP! Finish THE WALL!)
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