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1 posted on 11/14/2020 11:44:07 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Heh, heh. The best part about getting old is that even though you’ve heard these jokes a hundred times they’re still new.


2 posted on 11/14/2020 11:47:15 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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To: sodpoodle

:-)) :-))
Thx!


3 posted on 11/14/2020 11:49:01 AM PST by xenia ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." George Orwell)
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lmao! ‘I thought you were bringing her back’! “Sir, have a nice day...lol!


4 posted on 11/14/2020 11:53:08 AM PST by LibertyWoman (It's NOT over until President Donald J Trump says it is)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL...those are great! Thanks for posting those. Just sent to my wife and my sister.


5 posted on 11/14/2020 11:53:11 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom ("Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out" -- David Horowitz)
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To: sodpoodle

Bkmk


6 posted on 11/14/2020 11:53:40 AM PST by sauropod (Let them eat kale. I will not comply. Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis. This is how Democracy dies.)
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To: sodpoodle

I’m so old, I remember Lieutenant Tso’s chicken.


7 posted on 11/14/2020 11:53:52 AM PST by Ken H (Trump won.)
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To: sodpoodle

” He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph”

Even the Prius’ and Smart Cars pass you on I-75 if you are only going 80.


8 posted on 11/14/2020 12:01:29 PM PST by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: sodpoodle
😂 At 12 days short of 87, I resemble that last remark/story...
9 posted on 11/14/2020 12:06:12 PM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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To: sodpoodle

Two women get into a cab at the airport in Boston. “Where to?” asked the cabbie. One woman was reading about local seafood and said “We’d like to get scrod.”

The cabbie replied, “That’s the first time I’ve heard that used in the pluperfect subjunctive.”

The moral of the story ... if you get an English degree, expect to get a job like cab driver.
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Close but few will notice.


10 posted on 11/14/2020 12:16:18 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT ("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
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To: sodpoodle

You’re getting double duty on these. I forward (most of) them to my wife.


13 posted on 11/14/2020 12:44:56 PM PST by moovova
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At age 70 I've learned that if I had a dollar for every attractive woman who found me unattractive, they'd find me attractive!
14 posted on 11/14/2020 12:46:33 PM PST by llevrok (Aunt Bea was a naughty girl!)
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Those were GREAT.

I have a terrific relationship with my Dr. and I had to txt a question to him .... and I preceded my question with one of the medical ones.

I'll let you know how he reacts

19 posted on 11/14/2020 3:48:25 PM PST by knarf
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To: sodpoodle

Hi.

A politician, prostitute and lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender ask if they’re triplets.

Sorry.

5.56mm


21 posted on 11/14/2020 4:15:55 PM PST by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! Finish THE WALL!)
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