You asked and voted for change so I made your requested change come true!
Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now, due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty ‘Biden Harris’ bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
That’s a good one.
Hahaha this is similar to what I just told my lefty son!
Son, I said. It looks like your boy, Trudeau, is going to instate a tax on inheritances. So, in fairness to you and your sister, if there are any inheritance taxes that you have to pay when we pass, here’s the deal. If the taxes are brought in by a conservative, your sister can pay them. If they’re brought in by a liberal, they will be carved directly from your half. We are only putting your money where your mouth is for you.....you’re welcome.
True story. This happened a couple of weeks ago. I think he’s mulling things over lol.
Laying off the people who voted for “change” would be such Karma. South Dakota, where shut downs were never mandated, currently has a 3.9% unemployment rate. The entire country would have close to that right now without these shut downs.