Abraham Lincoln faced with some thorny issue that could be settled by a twist of language, or a slight abuse of power,
asks his questioner how many legs would a dog have, if we called the dog’s tail, a leg.
“Five,” the questioner responds confident in his mathematical ability to do simple addition.
“No,” Lincoln says. “Calling a dog’s tail a leg, doesn’t make it a leg.
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