So, I was going in to vote in Philadelphia, and the election official just started throwing ballots at me, and it was about that time I noticed she was an eight story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era.
And I said, "Wait a minute, election official, how many ballots do I need?"
And she said...
"You need about tree-fiddy...thousand.
-4am dump/Wisconsin 65,000 votes 100% for Biden
-4am dump/Michigan 138,499 votes 100% 4Biden
-AZ poll workers forcing voters to use sharpies thereby invalidated ballots
-Trump leading in GA, NC, PA, WI, MI & they stop counting" before the vote fairy visits overnight...— Maria Bartiromo (@MariaBartiromo) November 5, 2020
"THE VOTE FAIRY" ROFL
Bagster, I already asked Maria to marry me, you're too late this time!
