Again, I fail to see the satire in this. That was the whole point of these push polls - to tell voters how to vote.
That’s why BabylonBee is the most trusted name in news. They’re much more reliable than CNN.
I tell my teenage kids, polls have changed. They used to be fact gatherers trying to be predictive, now they’ve been politicized and weaponized tools trying to be persuasive. Take them with a gain of salt.