[Williams]

When it’s live I curse them out

[pabianice]

She called her back and the turd hung up.

[cpdiii]

“When it’s live I curse them out”

Those boys on on the clock to produce. If I am bored I string the conversation out as long as I can. When they ask for a credit card I tell them it may take a couple of minutes to find it. I then give them a string of totally false numbers. They will immediately try to run the card. It will not go through. I apologize and say I must have given it to them wrong and repeat as long as they do not realize I am just messing with them.

If you are bored and have time on your hands it is fun. If not I just tell them to F Off.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I tell them my name is spelled m-o-h-a-m-m-a-d-i-s-a-p-e-d-o-p-h-i-l-e.