"Thanks a lot, I'm just sorry we couldn't have played the Astros to stick it to that bastard Dusty Baker."
"It's not his fault you're made of glass."
"Glass? GLASS?!! You don't know what you're talking about woman!! He had me pitching 3000 innings a year!!! They had to sow my arm back on with cow sinew!!!!"
"Wait, what sport is this now? Is the is one that's like cricket?"
"Cricket? BASEBALL is nothing like cricket! NOTHING!!! Other than the use of bats, similar balls, umpires.....you hear me? NOTHING!"
"I like to eat crickets , they taste good dipped in the blood of quaterbacks."
"Myles Garrett!! You cad!! Why haven't you called me lately?"
"Um...I can't, I don't have opposable thumbs."
"Yes you do!!!
So, has everyone got their votes in?
"Alas mon ami, I am actually here illegally. And my native Quebec is not on the approved list of countries from which's it ok for illegal immigrants to vote."
"I did a mail in ballot, didn't want to risk my life going outside!!!! Near people!!!!! Where there would a slim chance I would get a virus that has a 1 in 500 chance of killing me. Not to mention the far greater chance I'd get a in car crash on the way!!!"
"I voted for Trump!!!"
"Wow, really Kung Flu? That surprises me, I thought you Chinese loved Biden."
"Oh we do, but if Biden wins the media will suddenly decide I'm no big deal anymore!!!! I love all the attention, can't give it up!!!!"
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Players get your picks in!
Shouldn’t you be mowing my lawn?
Seriously, some people never outgrow highschool.
There’s only one game worth watching: Steelers at Titans.
Atlanta at Carolina - ATLANTA
New England at Buffalo - NEW ENGLAND
Tennessee at Cincinnati - TENNESSEE
Las Vegas at Cleveland - CLEVELAND
Indianapolis at Detroit - INDIANAPOLIS
Minnesota at Green Bay - GREEN BAY
New York Jets at Kansas City - JETS! JUST KIDDING: KANSAS CITY
Los Angeles Rams at Miami - LOS ANGELES
Pittsburgh at Baltimore - BALTIMORE
Los Angeles Chargers at Denver - LOS ANGELES
New Orleans at Chicago - NEW ORLEANS
San Francisco at Seattle - SEATTLE
Dallas at Philadelphia - PHILADELPHIA
Tampa Bay at New York Giants - TAMPA BAY
Carolina
Buffalo
Tennessee
Cleveland
Detroit
Green Bay
Kansas City
Los Angeles Rams
Baltimore
Los Angeles Chargers
New Orleans
San Francisco
Philadelphia
Tampa Bay
Update on Bender: I went to visit Danny in person this afternoon. His TV wasn’t working but I found the problem. He couldn’t find his phone. Apparently it had gone to the laundry room with his bed sheets and has now been returned. We had a good visit and I think he was in a better state of mind when I left. Carey Canada
Already had CAR so thats a loss
Browns
Pitts
Tennessee
Buffalo
Pack
Bolts
Colts
KC
Rams
Seahawks
Bears
Iggles
Bucs
Bonus College picks : OSU over Penn State, Hawaii tonight over Wyoming
Challenge Accepted :)