The LA Dodgers have won the World Series. Joining us now is Dodger's pitching coach and Former Cubs Star Pitcher, Mark Prior. Mark, congrats on finally getting a ring! 
"Thanks a lot, I'm just sorry we couldn't have played the Astros to stick it to that bastard Dusty Baker."
"It's not his fault you're made of glass."
"Glass? GLASS?!! You don't know what you're talking about woman!! He had me pitching 3000 innings a year!!! They had to sow my arm back on with cow sinew!!!!"
"Wait, what sport is this now? Is the is one that's like cricket?"
"Cricket? BASEBALL is nothing like cricket! NOTHING!!! Other than the use of bats, similar balls, umpires.....you hear me? NOTHING!"
"I like to eat crickets , they taste good dipped in the blood of quaterbacks."
"Myles Garrett!! You cad!! Why haven't you called me lately?"
"Um...I can't, I don't have opposable thumbs."
"Yes you do!!!
So, has everyone got their votes in?
"Alas mon ami, I am actually here illegally. And my native Quebec is not on the approved list of countries from which's it ok for illegal immigrants to vote."
"I did a mail in ballot, didn't want to risk my life going outside!!!! Near people!!!!! Where there would a slim chance I would get a virus that has a 1 in 500 chance of killing me. Not to mention the far greater chance I'd get a in car crash on the way!!!"
"I voted for Trump!!!"
"Wow, really Kung Flu? That surprises me, I thought you Chinese loved Biden."
"Oh we do, but if Biden wins the media will suddenly decide I'm no big deal anymore!!!! I love all the attention, can't give it up!!!!"
