[Jamestown1630]

Ditch the creepy satin (crepe ?) suit; keep the eyes and lips; and maybe we could work something out.

(We have mountains and ocean in Maryland, too. And both of those parts are far less liberal than the parts of our State that everyone hates.)

[bagster]

We have deserts, and forests, and lakes, and redwoods and beaches that don't suck.

We have California girls.

And best of all, we have ME.