[lastchance]

I used to joke that Florida was the southernmost province of Canada.

[golux]

Our government shares every imaginable detail about you with the Canadians and their Border Services, whose job is to scrutinize your life and stop you at the border if you had, say, a DUI in the 90s. Your privilege if you get in to the country is to be harassed and harangued as a 'nasty American' by everyone you meet. The icing on the cake is when you are a native French speaker - but not the right French, of course - and you can see the saliva on your poutine. God forbid they find out you're a Jew!