[dp0622]

So if a clock can move as if it was simultaneously travelling at two different speeds...

Does that mean I can strike out with 2 women at the same time in different parts of the same bar?

And if I make rude come ons, can I simultaneously have vodka AND beer thrown in my face in two different places at 2 different times by 2 different women in the same bar?

[null and void]

How is this different than your current life?

[MortMan]

Does that mean I can strike out with 2 women at the same time in different parts of the same bar?

Is this a hypothetical, or are you trying to rationalize a particularly bad night that ended with simultaneous beer and vodka showers? LOL

[dearolddad]

So if a clock can move as if it was simultaneously travelling at two different speeds...

Does that mean I can strike out with 2 women at the same time in different parts of the same bar?

And if I make rude come ons, can I simultaneously have vodka AND beer thrown in my face in two different places at 2 different times by 2 different women in the same bar?

I had that same thing happen to me just last night.