Drafting Guys Over 70

amnesia international ^ | 10/21/2020 | not listed

[sodpoodle]

makes sense!

[Bullish]

Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month...

Speak for yourself. I guess I haven't aged beyond 18.

[sodpoodle]

 Older Men Scam Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen Oct. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Nov. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart. So please, send this on to all the retired men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon).

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

LOL! Just what I was going to say lol lol lol

[hardspunned]

Unfortunately, all of us old guys will very soon be called upon to defend the constitution against Communist/Democrat insurrection. Let’s Roll.

[paulcissa]

Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month

I genuinely feel bad for these guys that have forgotten what the meaning of life is. I think about it a few times a second and my wife is fully aware of that.

“I’m not dead yet!” But offing terrorists does sound like great fun!

[HarleyD]

LOL!

In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

I tell my wife that if she wants me to pick up anything more then two items at the grocery store, she'd better make a list.

[RainMan]

My wife stopped letting me go to the grocery store, even with her. I am most certainly banned from Costco. I have the innate capability to spend 100’s yet still forget what she sent me for, and she hates being surprised at what is coming out of the cart at checkout. She says I am worse than a kid.

[HighSierra5]

Toobin is 60 years old. Looks like he thinks about sex (with himself) all the time. As far as old guys in combat? We may get our chance if things get a lot worse in this great country of ours.

[GranTorino]

It’s easier for me to go to the store and make a list of what I forgot.

[ArcadeQuarters]

To protect yourself, make sure to buy a collection of empty wallets.

[Avalon Memories]

Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell.

[lee martell]

This this a Parody-Response, right? As a 12 year old, I learned that people who mean you no good can come in both sexes. (Not literally, of course!).

[Steven Tyler]

Bump

[Bonemaker]

Libido of a 13 year old with a testosterone level of 10,000 trapped in an 80 year old body here. But just had my cataracts fixed and can see gun sights in HD.😎

[DownInFlames]

How many guys over 60 would be willing to storm Omaha beach or sands of Iwo Jima. Not many. They would be changing their Depends every 5 minutes.

[Brilliant]

Since a lot of wars will soon be fought using virtual reality, you can draft invalids and children.

[oldasrocks]

I’d round up all the druggies and tell them there are free drugs on the other side.

[sima_yi]

Be sure to load the cheapy wallets with two dollars and a couple of expired credit cards (not yours, or course).

[pgkdan]

I love your threads and posts!