[sodpoodle]

makes sense!

[Bullish]

Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month...

Speak for yourself. I guess I haven't aged beyond 18.

[sodpoodle]

 Older Men Scam Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen Oct. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Nov. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart. So please, send this on to all the retired men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon).

[hardspunned]

Unfortunately, all of us old guys will very soon be called upon to defend the constitution against Communist/Democrat insurrection. Let’s Roll.

[HarleyD]

LOL!

In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

I tell my wife that if she wants me to pick up anything more then two items at the grocery store, she'd better make a list.

[Avalon Memories]

Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell.

[Steven Tyler]

Bump

[DownInFlames]

How many guys over 60 would be willing to storm Omaha beach or sands of Iwo Jima. Not many. They would be changing their Depends every 5 minutes.

[Brilliant]

Since a lot of wars will soon be fought using virtual reality, you can draft invalids and children.

[SuperLuminal]

I’ve been a proponent of this since forever...

Just not as eloquently stated...

If they are going to implement it, better hurry up... At (almost) 87, I’ve probably only got 15-20 years of availability left to return to Parris Island for re-training...

Of course I know it has changed since 1951... But I can learn to wear women’s panties and get rainbow tattoos...
In 51 we were only trained to both adapt and kill...

[Polynikes]

Sounds like the plot premise for “Oldmans War” LOL