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1 posted on 10/19/2020 1:56:27 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG; Army Air Corps

I have already applied for the job.


2 posted on 10/19/2020 1:57:34 PM PDT by KC_Lion
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To: DFG

Online workout classes?

To exercise your fingers?


3 posted on 10/19/2020 1:59:10 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019)l)
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To: DFG

I gotta see my ophthalmologist! I thought they were looking to hire a cookie eating PIG!


4 posted on 10/19/2020 2:04:11 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (I miss Don Imus!)
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To: DFG

I gotta see my ophthalmologist! I thought they were looking to hire a cookie eating PIG!


5 posted on 10/19/2020 2:04:11 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (I miss Don Imus!)
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To: DFG

“What is it you do for a living?”

“I’m a masterbiscuitier.”

“And you tell people about it?”


6 posted on 10/19/2020 2:06:54 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: DFG

Do they pay relocation costs as well?


7 posted on 10/19/2020 2:07:40 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: DFG

I’ll do it for $51,990 per year!


8 posted on 10/19/2020 2:13:55 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Mocking Liberals is not only a right, but the duty of all Americans.)
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To: DFG

Sounds like a sweet gig.


9 posted on 10/19/2020 2:15:19 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: DFG

If it is anything like the quality control jobs at the local bakery here, the cookie tester will sure need the work out center!


10 posted on 10/19/2020 2:15:59 PM PDT by Cloverfarm (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem ...)
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To: DFG

My father-in-law once did that for Proctor & Gamble’s then Duncan Hines’ division when they made cookies, many years ago. He was supposed to spit the cookie out after tasting them, but he never did. The cookies that had issues went in unmarked bags to charities or something.


11 posted on 10/19/2020 2:20:21 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: DFG

That would get old real quick.


12 posted on 10/19/2020 2:27:56 PM PDT by Ken H (Best SOTU ever!)
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To: DFG

Silly Brits... and Scots. “Biscuits” are called cookies.


13 posted on 10/19/2020 2:31:07 PM PDT by dhs12345
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To: DFG
Interested in the job.


14 posted on 10/19/2020 2:34:49 PM PDT by C210N
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