As it’s no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic
minority, try this one:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk,
an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian,
a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli,
a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian,
a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and
an African went to a night club.
The bouncer said, “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai. “
Four long-time friends were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how
nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an
argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in said, “Let’s do it!...We’ll make it a priority;
figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.”
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says, “Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a
diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off.”
The second guy says, “I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the
cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.”
The third guy says “Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.”
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have
lost their minds. “I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this
golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe,
Merry Christmas!...It’s a great morning — intercourse or golf course?”
She said, “Don’t forget your sweater.”
That is beautiful.
That made me snort.
That is so bad it cracked me up.