Anthony Weiner goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says, ‘Male or female?’
Weiner says, ‘Female, of course.’
Counter guy asks, ‘Black or white?
Weiner says, ‘White.’
Counter guy asks, ‘Christian, Jewish or Muslim?’
Weiner says, ‘What the hell does religion have to do with it?’
Counter guy says, ‘The Muslim one blows itself up.