Posted on 10/15/2020 10:43:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
She should put this on her new Tinder profile.
She should put this on her new Tinder profile.
Their marriage didn’t have a ghost of a chance.
Doña Flor y Sus dos Maridos
Hunter Boo-den👻
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yeah, some medium she is- she couldn’t even see right through him
The ghost is an Australian citizen. He wanted to go to England where there were more haunting opportunities, so he decided to marry a British chick to get citizenship, so he could work.
But, when he arrived in England, he consulted a lawyer, who informed him that ghosts don't need British citizenship to haunt in England...so he dumped her.
See? These are the chicks I used to end up shacking up with. Never let great sex cloud your judgement when she shows up at your door with packed suitcases. There ain’t a place on the Hot/Crazy Matrix where she quite fits in.
I hate getting ghosted by a ghost.
Yeah, well, love is kind of crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
Consummated the relationship on the flight back home? I wonder if this is another Genesis 6 incursion? Maybe the ghost, was watcher number 201, and did he take up residence in Tartarus? 🤗
Boooooooooooo hoo, the wedding is off. Such a ghostly tale.
#8. The next time she should marry a ghost named Mr. X-Ray so that she can really see through his apparition and look at his heart.
I had an ice cube collection but, someone replaced it with water...
You got no soul, man....
#14. I guess she didn’t wear anything “white” for the wedding, like her husband-to-be would have if he had shown up.
I wonder if the ghost just used her to get a free flight to London. Maybe he just wanted to join the mile high club.
The Ghost-Groom responds:
“I was with you 24/7 during our second incarnation. You must be blocking that memory for some reason. Is that my fault now?”
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