U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they
came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here,
and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable,
low life scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy
is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn’t know how to drive.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!”
“And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.”
A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown.
He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.
He asks the owner “how much”, and the owner replies “$50 for the bronze rat,
and $1000 for the story behind it.”
The guy says, “forget the story”, and buys the rat.
As he’s walking down the street he notices two live rats following him.
As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.
He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront.
By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him.
He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay,
and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown.
The guy rushes back to the store and walks in.
The owner says, “Ah!, so your back for the story”.
The guys says, “No, I was wondering if you have any bronze liberals?”
LOL! I think I recall something like that about FDR in WW2
LOLOL!
Want some silliness? My Senior Drill Instructor drove a Fiero.
YOu have outdone yourself today. All very good jokes! My wife’s father who served for 28 years in the army used to tell a varient of the Marines in Fallujah joke with Hitler, Roosevelt and a few others featured.
8>)
Good one! Mean spirited lesbian... funny.
good one !
Good one.
Love it.....
A lady heard that her 94 year old grandfather had just passed away. She rushed to her grandmother’s side.
“Grandma, how did Grandpa die?”
“He died on Sunday morning while we were making love.”
“At your ages, you are still making love?”
“We only make love on Sunday mornings. We let the church bells set the pace. As they slowly ring ding......dong....ding.....dong, we make love. Your grandfather would still be alive if that darn ice cream truck hadn’t driven by.”