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Lord of the Rings Rumor Indicates Amazon Series Could Include Sex Scenes
CB ^ | October 6, 2020 | Jamie Lovett

Posted on 10/06/2020 2:01:45 PM PDT by Stravinsky

Amazon may be adding some unexpected nudity to Middle-earth in its upcoming Lord of the Rings television series. The massive project resumed filming in New Zealand in September after a pandemic-induced halt. Now a casting call has gone out for various actors, including those "comfortable with nudity." The casting call from the BGT talent agency caught the eye of Lord of the Rings fansite TheOneRing.net. It reads, "Comfortable with Nudity? Up to $500 per day. Use reference NUDE. We need Nude people based in Auckland - age 18 plus, all shapes and sizes (Intimacy guidelines will always be followed on set)." The production also has an intimacy coordinator on its team, suggesting the series could include sex scenes.

This listing has some fans worrying that the Amazon show may be taking inspiration from HBO's hit fantasy series Game of Thrones, which never shied away from sexual content. That fit in with George R.R. Martin's lurid, dark, low fantasy world. It'd be less at home in the chaste, high-fantasy of J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-earth. Fans likely won't know for sure until the series finally debuts.

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TOPICS: Books/Literature; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: amazon; auckland; garbage; lordoftherings; lotr; newzealand; trash
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To: SamAdams76

Well-Sam Gamgee and Rosie Cotton had to get kids somehow


61 posted on 10/06/2020 2:44:23 PM PDT by BigEdLB (BigedLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
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To: The MAGA-Deplorian

We finally get to see female dwarves?

And their hair?


62 posted on 10/06/2020 2:44:52 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Olog-hai

“But the FR threads about them draw you in”

Nah, it’s like Playboy mag, people only check them out for the articles.


63 posted on 10/06/2020 2:47:11 PM PDT by LouieFisk
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To: Stravinsky
We need a new Hays Code.

Short of that, I would propose the "Leadership by Example Code in Cinema Act." This would establish the principle that people in a position of authority in the performance arts should not require, bully or bribe employees to do anything that they would not do themselves. If a film features nudity and graphic simulated sex, so be it ... but the director, producer, casting director, etc. should have to shoot the scene as well, with exactly the same parameters as the actors. This would be shown as a short immediately following the real movie. This principle should be followed up the chain of command right through the corporate parent -- and yes, this means YOU, AT&T, Comcast, Sony, Netflix and Disney. The CEO has to do it too. Assuming a member of the opposite sex is involved, the big corporate boards can offer up some of their female board members to participate. The chief legal officer and head of HR should be in the mix as well. If the suits want to run a porn operation, the suits should strip off too. The producer and director of the film should always have to do it; the rest can draw straws and do a rotation.

The pornification of Hollywood movies would end the moment the women sitting on corporate boards were told they had to set the example.

All shorts involving senior corporate execs and board members should also be distributed to all shareholders and be reviewed at annual stockholders meetings, the topic being "corporate ethics and our leadership responsibilities."

64 posted on 10/06/2020 2:48:17 PM PDT by sphinx
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To: Stravinsky

If that’s the case, they definitely must include Dwarves (midgets).


65 posted on 10/06/2020 2:48:58 PM PDT by glorgau
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To: Stravinsky

Why do 10 yo need sex scenes? This is just evil. Tolkien would NOT approve.


66 posted on 10/06/2020 2:49:16 PM PDT by chuckles
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To: Louis Foxwell

LOTR needs sex scenes like I need a full-sized pair of moose antlers growing out of my skull.


67 posted on 10/06/2020 2:49:57 PM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: sphinx

Good idea! As long as Bill Clinton or Harvey Weinstein are not on any of these boards.


68 posted on 10/06/2020 2:52:12 PM PDT by bhive
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To: BigEdLB
Pointy ears gives you something to gently nibble. And the red hair too.

The ears are cute, yet weird. On the other hand, she's a redhead version of Eddie Munster.

69 posted on 10/06/2020 2:54:56 PM PDT by Spirochete
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To: central_va
Hey now. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, partner...


70 posted on 10/06/2020 3:00:14 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: central_va

Evangeline Lilly...


71 posted on 10/06/2020 3:00:42 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Stravinsky

I am continually amazed at the stupidity of people. I have yet to see a streaming “original series” that is anything but utter dreck. What kind of moron watches it? And what fool keeps going back thinking, “it will be different this time”?

It’s all at the level of an undergraduate theater arts project that earned a D-.


72 posted on 10/06/2020 3:01:04 PM PDT by hopespringseternal
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To: bhive
No exemptions, though BillyJeff and Harvey Weinstein probably wouldn't object to participating.

These shoots would of course be done tastefully and respectfully, with corporate CEO's and board members getting cock socks and tiny, stick-on vaginal shields just like their employees do. And if fellatio is required, they would only have to perform with a prosthesis. They would be expected to fake orgasms just like the actors, though realistically they couldn't be held to as high a standard. An intimacy coordinator would be available to choreograph every grope. This is really no different from a corporate CEO doing a stint from time to time behind the counter at Hertz or McDonalds. Leadership by example is important.

I glanced at the corporate leadership of several of the parent companies just out of curiosity. A number of the female board members and senior execs are quite attractive. There might even be a theatrical market for their short films. This is untapped profit potential that I'm surprised the companies haven't already exploited, inasmuch as they are already in the sex business. The women should be flattered and excited to have the opportunity; after all, they parrot the party line about respecting their actresses, and I'm sure they mean what they say.

73 posted on 10/06/2020 3:05:46 PM PDT by sphinx
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To: Stravinsky

I’m gonna puke.


74 posted on 10/06/2020 3:07:19 PM PDT by Ciexyz (Prayers for America.)
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To: Stravinsky

Ridiculous. This is just being done for the sake of adding those scenes in. There wasn’t even any hint of sex in the books.


75 posted on 10/06/2020 3:07:48 PM PDT by FLT-bird
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To: Stravinsky

I couldn’t watch Amazon’s series of Philip K. Dick
stories because they were highly sexualized.


76 posted on 10/06/2020 3:09:02 PM PDT by Ciexyz (Prayers for America.)
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To: Stravinsky

Game of Thrones wannabe


77 posted on 10/06/2020 3:22:34 PM PDT by Levy78
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To: Equine1952

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Now elves, hobbits, and orcs in a three way.


78 posted on 10/06/2020 3:23:39 PM PDT by seowulf
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To: Stravinsky

Agree.


79 posted on 10/06/2020 3:27:55 PM PDT by sauropod (I will not comply.)
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To: Stravinsky

What a disgrace. Not a surprise, but still a disgrace. They put porn in just about everything these days.


80 posted on 10/06/2020 3:28:29 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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