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Lord of the Rings Rumor Indicates Amazon Series Could Include Sex Scenes
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| October 6, 2020
| Jamie Lovett
Posted on 10/06/2020 2:01:45 PM PDT by Stravinsky
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To: KC_Lion
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posted on
10/06/2020 2:24:20 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Rio
If your gonna get GOOD midget porn you’ll pay for it. It ain’t cheap. The way I know it was really good is when at the end I wish I was a midget. It always brings a tear to my eye. :)
To: Stravinsky
Are they going to call it Lord of the Cock Rings?
To: Stravinsky
Oh boy, I’ve been jonesing for some ENT sex.
Let’s tangle roots baby!
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posted on
10/06/2020 2:25:28 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Stravinsky
The reason it took so long for any movies to come out based on Tolkien’s world is that his estate carefully shepherded his image and his work. Apparently that respect has been cast aside. So you can expect to see a Lord of the Pessiary Rings trilogy at your nearest porn theater.
45
posted on
10/06/2020 2:25:28 PM PDT
by
IronJack
To: tet68
Oh no! Is that you Groot????
46
posted on
10/06/2020 2:26:37 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Olog-hai
Whore of the rings.... Starring kamala.
47
posted on
10/06/2020 2:27:19 PM PDT
by
redshawk
( I want my red balloon. ( https://youtu.be/zNLpfEDliV0)
To: tet68
They lost the Entwives, remember. Not good implications for that one . . . how does an Ent pollinate?
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posted on
10/06/2020 2:27:41 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: Olog-hai
“The National Lampoon book”
—
Mostly my own yawning take - the fairytale-fantasy genre as a whole bores me to tears.
To: Stravinsky
Naked Hobbits and Dwarves. Just what the world needs.
50
posted on
10/06/2020 2:31:36 PM PDT
by
Vitesse
To: Stravinsky
Notice please, Tolkien was a devout Christian who wrote the story for his grand children. Nowhere in his story is there a hint of mudity, sexuality, or other Hollywood perversion. This will be a sacrilege.
51
posted on
10/06/2020 2:32:04 PM PDT
by
Louis Foxwell
(Fire the mod. 2 egotists is enough.)
To: bleach
A truly bad pun. You should be cur off.
52
posted on
10/06/2020 2:33:20 PM PDT
by
p. henry
To: Stravinsky
Do naked Dwarf females still have beards?
53
posted on
10/06/2020 2:35:55 PM PDT
by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: SES1066
Watch out for that Lorena Hobbit character. :) Low point.
Valid but
It was a bit below the belt.
54
posted on
10/06/2020 2:36:04 PM PDT
by
Personal Responsibility
(If we disarmed democrats gun violence would decrease by 90%.)
To: Stravinsky
Nothing like taking the writings of a Christian author and turning it into pornography.
To: Stravinsky
I’ve read most of what Tolkien has written and I don’t remember any sex scenes.
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posted on
10/06/2020 2:38:31 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(Orange Man GOOD!)
To: Ronin
Reading The Lord of the Rings was one of the formative events in my life and closely coincided with me becoming a Christian.
To: LouieFisk
But the FR threads about them draw you in . . . ☺️
58
posted on
10/06/2020 2:40:03 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: central_va
Pointy ears gives you something to gently nibble. And the red hair too.
59
posted on
10/06/2020 2:42:01 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(BigedLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
To: Dead Corpse
Probably drag out Morgan Freeman for one more fling......Gandalf the grey turns to Gandalf the “white”.....nahhhhh BLM will burn the sets down.
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