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To: Buckeye McFrog; PGalt

WOOT!
Went grocery shopping this morning.
Walked in without.
Was asked if I wanted one.
Said, “Nope.” and went shopping.
Then, it happened!
A “barely senior” woman in the baking aisle saw me coming.
Couldn’t take her eyes off me.
I knew what was next.
Shouldn’t you be wearing a mask?”, she asked.
“Shouldn’t you be on a crash weight-loss diet?”, said I.
And...moved on.
Michigan is open for business, patriots.


35 posted on 10/06/2020 7:24:14 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Scatology is serendipitous.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Freedom...it's what's for breakfast!

LOVE your response to the obese bakery clerk...PERFECT! I thought obesity was a co-morbidity?

37 posted on 10/06/2020 7:41:34 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

I have been wearing a body camera so that I could make YouTube stars out of any COVID Karens who chose to confront me.

Thusfar no takers. Perhaps the word is out.


38 posted on 10/06/2020 7:46:21 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; mewzilla; Jim Robinson

ROFL MAO Cletus.

mewzilla had a great experience, also.

My wife and I had one on vacay in CA this summer, but I don’t think as good as y’all. I default to flight or flight depending on the rapid assessment of the situation. We both got our 2 cents worth in after “WHERE ARE YOUR MASKS!” (while going for a nice walk to the pier in Oceanside CA. Thousand of people on packed beaches...no masks...no socialist distancing...DESPITE BIG ELECTRONIC demands boards SREAMING at you near the pier.

Thanks, Yokel. Life is fun in/on a Free Republic.

Thanks JimRob


41 posted on 10/06/2020 7:48:11 AM PDT by PGalt
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