You know, I wasn’t going to have any kind of immigration restrictions
but you’re really making me rethink that!
Me?
I’m innocent!
I keep people on retainer to alibi that I wasn’t even there! It wasn’t me!
And I have a paranormal lawyer on call that can prove the existence of doppelgangers!
For reals! How would I know how to spell doppelgangers if there was no such thing as doppelgangers?