Me?
I’m innocent!
I keep people on retainer to alibi that I wasn’t even there! It wasn’t me!
And I have a paranormal lawyer on call that can prove the existence of doppelgangers!
For reals! How would I know how to spell doppelgangers if there was no such thing as doppelgangers?
I don’t know. At first I trusted you, but ...
A temporary (500k year) travel ban from this galaxy may be in order.