A crow with a chainsaw is a danger to himself and others.
I lived and worked in Michigan, with cornfields to the one side and Lake Huron to the other.
There was a McDonalds across the parking lot across from our establishment. Toss a French fry on the ground and a crow would come from one direction, a seagull from the other.
A seagull vs. a crow for a French fry is an EPIC battle producing many hours of entertainment.
“A crow with a chainsaw is a danger to himself and others.”
Agreed. LOL!