Reminds me of a old joke:
A man and his family stopped at one of those tourist stops in the middle of nowhere out west to get gas, eat and stretch the legs.
When he went to pay the bill he saw a box full of arrowheads on the counter by the cashier, and a sign: Genuine Old Indian Arrowheads, $5 each.
They looked perfect, but hardly old. He asked the cashier if they were real, and he replied, “I guarantee they are 100% real, sir!” sounding a little miffed.
“Well where did they come from?” He asked, trying to be diplomatic.
“Out back,” said the cashier, “Go and look for yourself!”
The man went out back and then he was absolutely sure the cashier was telling the truth.
There sat an Old Indian making arrowheads.....................
LOL! That joke reminds *me* of the tourist in Spain who was hunting for an unique souvenir of his trip, and a dusty old shopkeeper offered to sell him the skull of Julius Caesar...