A couple went Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband
was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.
Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, “Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went
into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that
we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?”
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, “Yes, I remember that jewelry store.”
He said, “Well, I’m in the bar right next to it.”
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves.
The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?”
The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head
when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks,
“Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies,
“Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?”
The momma cow again replies”
Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.”
The final baby walks over and says, “HuhRuh BuhDuh!” The momma cow says,
“Thats enough, Cinderblock!”