Posted on 10/02/2020 8:14:14 AM PDT by Colonial35
Ole, Sven and Lars die in a tragic Lutefisk accident. They are met by God on the stairway to heaven.
God says, “There are 3,000 steps to heaven. It’s very serious up there. I’ll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell.”
So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, Lars laughs out loud and goes straight to hell. Ole and Sven look at each other nervously.
On the 2,000th step God tells another joke, Sven tries his best but laughs and goes straight to hell.
On the 3,000th step God tells the last and best joke. Ole doesn’t laugh and proceeds to the gate.
Suddenly, Ole bursts out laughing hysterically. God asks, “What are you laughing about?”
Ole replies, “Oh dat’s funny. I yust got da first yoke!”
So funny!! (True story?)
Pull the plug! Do it now!!
Q: What did Jesus say to the disciples at the Last Supper?
A: “Everyone who wants in the picture get on this side of the table.”
that’s not funny at all...
Sorry, it is one of those things where you had to be there. We were not laughing about it onscene; other than my bloodhound like 3rd man who compensated for the wind to take us right to the correct spot after the police with their dive team couldn't find it for hours. It was just too smelly and disgusting and we didn't find out the story until a few days later. But it was a nasty looking stinky bloated corpse with an Obama T-shirt who killed himself trying to get to the beer. It was the butt of more than a few jokes over the next few months.
The other thing that was a little funny onscene... was that the tough cops who helped us bag the mess up and drag it back to the coroner’s truck got sick. The police in charge those who had us open up the bag to look at it before it was hauled off also got sick. There was all this foul water that drained out of the bag when we opened it.
Last night there was a significant event in Major League Baseball. At one of the games, a foul ball struck one of the carboard cut out fans located in the stands. The cut out was rushed to the hospital, but was pronounced dead due to Covid-19.
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