that’s not funny at all...
Sorry, it is one of those things where you had to be there. We were not laughing about it onscene; other than my bloodhound like 3rd man who compensated for the wind to take us right to the correct spot after the police with their dive team couldn't find it for hours. It was just too smelly and disgusting and we didn't find out the story until a few days later. But it was a nasty looking stinky bloated corpse with an Obama T-shirt who killed himself trying to get to the beer. It was the butt of more than a few jokes over the next few months.
The other thing that was a little funny onscene... was that the tough cops who helped us bag the mess up and drag it back to the coroner’s truck got sick. The police in charge those who had us open up the bag to look at it before it was hauled off also got sick. There was all this foul water that drained out of the bag when we opened it.