Posted on 09/30/2020 11:43:00 PM PDT by knighthawk
CLEVELAND, OH—In a brilliant debate performance, candidate Joe Biden offered his most compelling case for election yet, saying: "If I am elected, you'll get to see what all my policy positions are!"
After debate moderator Chris Wallace tried to set a diabolical trap for Biden by asking him for his policy positions, Biden shrewdly saw the trap coming a mile away and refused to answer the question.
"Naw, that's a trap. A bunch of malarkey, I say!" Biden retorted. "I ain't gonna tell you nothin'. You'll just try to use my policy positions to make me look bad! Well, I ain't fallin' for it, Jack. No sir, no how."
Biden went on to explain that his policies are a "special, secret surprise" and are so special and secret, even he himself doesn't know them yet.
"Don't you want to see my policies?" Biden said. "I know I do! Vote for me in November and you may just get a chance to see them! Besides, Donald Trump? Come on, man! Look at that guy! That guy can't even bench press a flea-bitten mink coat in a snowstorm!"
In a closed-door fundraising dinner, Kamala Harris assured supporters that they do in fact have policy positions that can be found on BLM's website or in a book called Das Kapital by a fellow named Karl.
JoeJoe? C’mon man. Great dose of B there. Thanks.
No seriously...Tom Hayden said [paraphrasing] “First you have to start the revolution to see where it goes”.
From “Ominous Parallels” The End of Freedom in America - Leonard Peikoff
I had the page number remembered. I’m getting old...like Michigan boy, Tommie.
Jane, you ignorant slut.
PLASTICFACE PSYCHOPATH Pelosi lifted it from Hayden. I’m sure he was cool with it though.
Evil people always support each other; that is their chief strength. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
They’re legends in their dystopian, devious, diabolical minds.
SEE them. READ their words. DISSECT their minds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRMf3wKBCPo
It’s fun. It’s easy. It’s free. A Free Republic is a Fun Republic.
It all starts with THINKING. There’s good thinking. There’s EVIL thinking. It then comes out to words and deeds.
“Inside the Criminal Mind” - Stanton Samenow
“We need to pass it before we know what’s in it.” Just like a stool sample, how ‘bout dat?
Basically what he said.
*ouch*
Are there any democrat women who look good and have great voices besides Tulsi Gabbard?
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