Newsom Bans Cars To Prevent People From Escaping California

The Babylon Bee ^ | September 26, 2020 | The Babylon Bee

[Big Red Badger]

Agreed,
A Smattering of
Snarky is Stimulating!

[TigersEye]

Here is a quarter.

Buy yourself a sense of humor.

[dila813]

Cars were a threat to their tax base, people driving in from the Burbs. Now people are leaving the Burbs for the Country Side due to remote working.

What’s next....Zoom causes global warming?

[Secret Agent Man]

another take could have been:

Newsom uses lockdown law to prevent people moving out of state

[eyedigress]

Mocking the Left is what they do.

[dayglored]

> Here is a quarter....

Inflation has struck. Senses of humor are now 50 cents.

I just figured his cat must have peed in his cornflakes. That’s enough to ruin your whole day.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

The CA high speed rail project abortion has all these concrete forms and other structures that were meant to be bridges and other things. Therefore, I call it Railhenge.

[GSWarrior]

Cars won’t be banned...but it will cost a year’s salary just to rent a moving van.

[Ratman0823]

[TigersEye]

Fitty cent for humor!? Sheesh! Now I can’t even afford one. lol

I suspect the cat pees in his cornflakes on a daily basis.
I also suspect it may have good reason to. :)