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O'Reilly Auto Parts Shows Flux Capacitor on website
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| 238 September 2020
Posted on 09/28/2020 8:06:12 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
“Non-Functional Item Displayed for Entertainment Purposes Only”
Lol.
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posted on
09/28/2020 8:48:49 PM PDT
by
libh8er
To: Scram1
Sotty Kilmer, he has some very interesting vids.
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posted on
09/28/2020 8:52:13 PM PDT
by
Impala64ssa
(Virtue signalling is no virtue)
To: dfwgator
It's a shame we couldn't set that baby to 2021!
To: dfwgator
“That’s heavy!”
There’s that word again.
Is there something about the gravitational pull
that ...... (can’t remember the rest
To: dfwgator
ROFL. You got that right.
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posted on
09/29/2020 1:28:18 AM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
Thanks for posting this. It reminded me that I need to have my beeber serviced.
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posted on
09/29/2020 3:07:22 AM PDT
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
Good news! I have some situations back in the time stream I need to straighten out. I’ll be careful not to step on any butterflies.
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posted on
09/29/2020 3:17:15 AM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
Careful, folks, that a Chinese knock-off. You don’t want to be around when it shorts out!
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posted on
09/29/2020 3:20:25 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(When seconds count, social workers are days away.)
To: Scram1
Time Machines are good for a few years but after that they’re money pits!
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posted on
09/29/2020 3:29:11 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
hate to tell you but it’s been there for years. Since at least 1985! j/k
But it has been available for a long time.
To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
Product Information
- Gigawatts: 121
- Material Compatibility: Plutonium
- Working Speed (mph): 88
- Maximum Power: 121 Gigawatts
Applications for this Product
- Modifications: Time Travel
- Quantity: 1
Detailed Description
- Time Travel at your own RISK!
- Plutonium is required to properly operate the flux capacitor
- Plutonium is used by the onboard nuclear reactor which then powers the flux capacitor to provide the needed 1.21 gigawatts of electrical power.
- Plutonium not available and O'Reilly Auto Parts. Please contact your local plutonium supplier.
- Flux capacitor requires the stainless steel body of a 1981-1983 DeLorean DMC-12 to properly function.
- Once the time machine travels at 88 mph (142 km/h), light coming from the flux capacitor pulses until it becomes a steady stream of light at which point time travel begins!
Non-Functional Item Displayed for Entertainment Purposes Only
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posted on
09/29/2020 6:43:47 AM PDT
by
Pollard
(You can’t be for “defunding the police” and against “vigilantism” at the same time.)
To: dfwgator
Yeah I hear it is not available but I am willing to pay a lot for it. Maybe we can work out a secret off line deal. I sure I can get Hunter Biden to broker this deal for me, if necessary.
I really want it.
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posted on
09/29/2020 12:31:16 PM PDT
by
dirtymac
(Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.(DT4POTUS))
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