Ladies, still your beating hearts!
Add 5 years for disgusting appearance.
Same loser faces we always see.......these riots have certainly brought everyone out of the gutters!
Meet Stu, and his friend Pid.
Married to Idi, and her sister Ot.
Were their street monikers Ebony and Ivory?
Dumb and Dumber
Trevor, what in the hell in on your chinny chin chin? See Bosley for a transplant.
and here I always thought that a yoot ‘revving his engine’ was a simple invitation to drag off the starting line, that could be waved off or ignored with a smile
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Or is that revved up for a douche, a dumb ass gunner on the right?
We’ve come a long way from biting your thumb. Then flipping them off, now revving your engine at them..
SAMPSON
Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them, which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it. (bites his thumb)
SAMPSON
You mean however they dare. I’ll bite my thumb at them. That’s an insult, and if they let me get away with it they’ll be dishonored. (SAMPSON bites his thumb )
ABRAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
ABRAM
Hey, are you biting your thumb at us?
SAMPSON
I do bite my thumb, sir.
SAMPSON
I’m biting my thumb.
ABRAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
1. Be armed
2. Be adept with your arm or leave it home. The bad guy might take it away from you and kill. But most oddly he will probably less adept than you unless he is a professional criminal of years. Most criminals do not know much about fine fire arms.
3. Avoid areas where one needs a firearm for safety.
4. Carry a firearm always if it is leagal.
5. Know how to use a firearm properly with maximum efficiency to kill. If you need to fire , fire to kill if it is legal. If it is not legal do not take the shot. I live in Texas and my great state give me leniency if such happens on my land. In Texas as other states the law is much different if not on one property and this is good.
About a month ago an Uber Driver was caught up in an insane BLM protest on Congress Avenue in Austin. A crazy white dude from BlM pointed an AK at the driver that was just trying to make a living. The Uber Driver most wisely pulled a Glock and killed him most legally. This action warms my heart but at the same time I have much compassion for the man that killed by need. It will effect him for years. He was right and oddly the real victim. He just did not want to die and did not due to his wisdom and weapon.
Relative to Ubers rules he can not drive for them anymore or ever. Perhaps they can make him a position in security as chief? That will not happen either.
Uh-oh. "Florida man" has multiplied. I knew this would happen.