Get your claws off our food! Terrifying moment cannibalistic robber crabs invade family camping trip on remote Australian island

UK Daily Mail ^ | September 24, 2020 | Claudia Poposki

[Fury]

Great, they can drag chairs and other heavy objects away.

Well, the world’s ending anyways, might as well get killed by crabs.

[SamAdams76]

Scary!

[Fury]

Wait a minute!

Those crabs are fake, stuffed crabs! With a few robot crabs to move around!

It’s ALL A SCAM!

FAKE CRABS!

[Kickass Conservative]

I Say We Take Off And Nuke The Entire Site From Orbit.

It’s The Only Way To Be Sure.

[silverleaf]

Lol!

[McGruff]

Nuclear Test Site crabs.

[njslim]

Oh I am reminded of an old Men’s Adventure Magazine in which crabs are attacking a guy and his hot half naked girl!

Ah those old Men’s magazines.....Always promised more than they delivered.

Moldy Oldy

ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RA12RHnYIA&t=2931s

[Fai Mao]

Those crabs live on Guam.

A big one is worth about $75.00

[Hot Tabasco]

Tourists are warned that robber crabs are 'protected and respected' on the island.

Once the word gets out that tourists are catching and boiling them crabs, they won't be so inclined to keep invading campsites......

[libstripper]

Antifa/BLM are better at terror..than coconut crabs.
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Unfortunately, they're inedible, unless fed to feral hogs. The crabs, OTOH, are very good eating, making them far more useful.

[lurk]

The situation calls for a hot bowl of melted butter and a can of garlic salt.

[karnage]

Terrifying?

Hardly.

The media sucks.

[Osage Orange]

Lions, tigers and bears prolly eat them.

[freebird5850]

I read they have to keep the rear part of their shell wet. It has something to do with how they breathe. Really.

[Ann Archy]

Wha ta DISGUSTING looking place!

[American in Israel]

When I was a kid and the coconut crabs were migrating the locals would put a 55 gallon barrel in a fire pit half full of water and send us kids out to gather crabs.

They can snap a broomstick in their claws, but BOY are they yummy!

[RedMonqey]

“Oh I am reminded of an old Men’s Adventure Magazine in which crabs are attacking a guy and his hot half naked girl!"

Luckily there's a special ointment for that...

[bgill]

Don’t post it all over social media and no one will be the wiser.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

A working companion found it was easier to catch crabs and clap from visiting a skank at a bar in the edge of Oklahoma.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

That would freak me the hell out.

Protected species. Now I know why there are so many and they are so bold. Start boiling a few thousand on the barbie and they wouldn’t be either many or bold.