“Yes hello, is this building services? Hi, this is Jason in NY-10 and we need some help here”.
“What seems to be the problem Jason?”
“Congresmann sharted his pants and can’t move”
“OK, we’ll send the raiment removal squad right up. Assume you’ll need some replacement trousers - what size?”
“Uh, that would be size Orca”.
“OK, belt or suspenders?”
“Two each”.
oh, that’s harsh! :)